You Know You’re A VB Player When…
- You’re not afraid to hit the floor.
- Knee pads are your best friends.
- Crappy refs ruin your game.
- Online shoe shopping means looking for new Mizunos.
- You want to do nothing but play volleyball.
- You start out with 20 hair ties in the beginning of the season and end up with 1 at the end of the season because your teammates “borrow” them.
- You’ve told people that you were on the volleyball team, and the first question they asked you was, “Are you a starter?”
- There’s always a bitch on the opposing team.
- You’ve dreamed of winning championships, AT LEAST ONCE.
- Your armpits never stank until you started playing volleyball.
- The hair on your knees grow a little after each practice when you take off your knee pads.
- You have to shave your legs at least once a week to look good in spandex.
- Your team is your second family.
- You wish there was more volleyball on television than all the other sports.
- You condition off season to get in shape for the next season.
- Your jersey is a V-neck.
- You know what Mizunos are.
- You have warmed up to, “Remember the Name” by Fort Minor, “I Want this Shit” by Drake, and once in a while, “Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus pops up on the playlist.
- You have jammed your finger from setting.
- You secretly admire your own perfect passes sometimes.
- You have your Coach’s phone number saved in your cell phone.
- You would rather wear crew socks than ankle socks.
- You own a pair of Jordan or Adidas slippers.
- You always have a whistle in your duffel bag.
- You watch volleyball videos on Youtube when you’re bored.
- You have PreWrap in your school colors, and instead of using them for injuries, you use them as headbands.
- You get frustrated when you’re playing gym volleyball because everyone sucks.
- You jump to touch something, you use your approach.
- Floor burns show how dedicated you are.
- You’re never tired of waking up before the sun does to travel to a tournament.
- You’ve watched “All You’ve Got” and yelled at the TV claiming you can beat them.
- You’ve caught a guy staring at you in spandex.
- You can own your friends in wall sits
- You hate playing girls who wear Jordans, Air Forces, Blazers, and skateshoes.
- Slapping asses is normal.
- Your knees smell after a game.
- You hate posers in knee pads.
- You know height doesn’t matter, only your game does.
- You’ve done the Lincoln Logs drill.
- You have to do 10 push ups for every missed serve or hit.
- You know what a 4-2, a 6-2, and a 5-1 is.
- You’ve been asked why volleyball players wear spandex. And you don’t really know.
- You’ve perfected drawing a volleyball. And taught others how to draw it.
- When you know a thong is a necessity.
- You get angry when someone says volleyball isn’t a hard sport.
- Doing suicides can be fun.
- You’ve tried setting into a basketball hoop.
- Whenever you see a volleyball, you have to touch it.
- You judge the other teams by watching their warm ups.
- You either laugh or get really mad when you see other people trying to play volleyball.
- You know why ankle braces are a necessity.
- You know how to tape yourself.
- You own at least one shirt that has the word “volleyball” “hit” or a drawing of a volleyball on it.
- You wrinkle up all your clothes in your duffel bag, EXCEPT for your jersey.
- You spike a piece of trash into a trash can instead of shooting it.
- You’re tempted to spike a balloon when you see one.
- You refuse to be the first person in line for a drill, but demand to be the second person in line because “that’s just how it works.”
- You hit the volleyball against the house, and it drives people nuts.
- You touch the floor while waiting for the serve.
- You get irritated when you bring a volleyball to the park, and there’s no net.
- Circle play with beginners is no fun at all.
- You plan for next season when your season just ended.
- You play volleyball year round, whether school; club; church; camp; etc.
- When you know that a kill is the best feeling in the world.
- When you try to intimidate the other team during warm up.
- When you can put your hand up to a volleyball net and tell someone how close it is to the height it’s supposed to be.
- When you get really upset when someone kicks a volleyball.
- When you don’t dribble balls, you smack them with the palm of your hand.
- When you know what those “other” lines in the gym are for.
- When you know what a libero is/does.
Love it!
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